Lumberg

Lumberg is very racist, has a son. He will never be a great lawyer as prophecied by YJ in his manifesto, An Open Letter to Realfek, Part 1.

THE STALKING OF LUMBERG BY ATM BANANA
ATM Banana, beleiving he was forming an ally, shared a document with lawful. This sizeable document was full of Lumberg-based information which ATM Banana had been compiling for years. The document contianed information regarding food preferences, relationship history, percieved character flaws, and timelines, among other things. lawful shared this with the community and ATM Banana fled shortly after.

BRAGADOCIO REGARDING SEXUAL ESCAPADES
Lumberg was known to fuck. He made this known. He often posted pictures following cries of "pics or it didn't happen!". He also provided them unprompted because he loves people. Only motherface  has a true record of the sexual exploits and has served as Lumberg's Sexual Accountant for over ten years. He also gets a lot of play with his ass. So much so that he even shaves his asshole.